10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.