10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP