10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it