10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fold and live to fold again
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright