10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.