10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger