10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger