10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves