10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio