10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.