10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fold and live to fold again