10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare