10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine