10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave