10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.