10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword