10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.