10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.