10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fold and live to fold again
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."