10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.