10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow