10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS