10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "All-in, bitches!!!"