10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.