10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986