10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'