10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword