10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson