10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Never educate a stupid poker player.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
Fold and live to fold again
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth