10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.