10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for loners.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.