10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "No river, no fish."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from