10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?