10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.