10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.