10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.