10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is for loners.
- "No river, no fish."