10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)