10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.