10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown