10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"