10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die