10 Random Poker Quotes

Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe