10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.