10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "No river, no fish."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.