10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22