10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Fold and live to fold again