10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--