10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.