10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"